17 Funny Coffee Mugs in 2017

We all drink fluids from time to time. Here are 17 funny coffee mugs that you can give as gifts, or be selfish and get a fun cup all to yourself.

Warning- Some of these mugs contain strong language. If you are offended easily, leave now princess.

We can pretty much guarantee that at least one of these will be the perfect funny coffee mug for you. In the vein of 9gag and diply, we made a list of our 17 favorite funny coffee mugs you can buy off Amazon.

You definitely won’t find any of these funny coffee mugs in stores like Bed Bath and Beyond or Target.

From cornball to inappropriate, we found the funniest coffee mugs on the internet.

Challenge Accepted? 

Try Not To Laugh at these funny coffee mugs.

If you laugh, you owe us a share on your favorite social media!

Get yourself a cup coffee would be proud to be in.

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#17- Oh For Fox Sake Mug

Oh For Fox Sake Mug

Oh For Fox Sake Martha, Where’s My Mug

It’s work appropriate because of the cute cartoon character.

Oh For Fox Sake Mug-

#16- I Use This Mug Periodically

I use this mug periodically

Wordplay at its finest.

Perfect for Science AND English nerds. Boom.

I Use This Mug Periodically

#15 – I’m Judging You Mug

Just in case you were wondering.

Now you know what I’m doing as I silently sip my coffee in the corner each morning.

I’m Judging You Mug –

#14- Sorry I have to poop Mug

A full breakdown of my morning.


As soon as I’ve had enough coffee and I’m ready to communicate with other people, ol’ brown thunder comes a rumblin’.

Sorry I have to poop Mug

#13- That’s what she said Mug

“That’s What,” she said.

Words. Heh.

That’s what she said Mug-

#12- Day drinking from a mug to keep things professional.

It has creamer in it, Dave, the customers can’t smell the alcohol.

This one is for the bosses who have worked there for 10 years and realize that they honestly don’t have much room for advancement, so they’ve stopped trying to impress anyone, but they still don’t want to lose their job.

Day drinking but professional Mug

#11- I may have over trusted that fart Mug

I believe the terminology used by Webster’s dictionary and Scholastic professors worldwide is “sharted.”


We’ve all been there.

I may have over-trusted that fart Mug –

#10- Eggs Are Sides For Bacon Mug

Man. I should really exercise. But.. Bacon

This coffee mug gets it.

Eggs are sides for bacon Mug –

#9 – World’s Okayest Employee Mug

Always on time, Does nothing.

For when you’re the absolute best at mediocrity.

Worlds Okayest Employee Mug

#8 – I Pretend That Coffee Helps, But I’m Still A Bitch

Honesty makes life so much easier.

I can think of about 10 people I can give this to as a gift, right off the top of my head.

I pretend that coffee helps but I’m still a bitch Mug

Have you laughed at any of these funny mugs yet?

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If you’re playing hardball and trying not to laugh, I understand.

That’s why we made it impossible to not laugh at the Top 7.

#7 – Find “X”… Duh Mug

He’s not wrong.

In all honesty the teacher should give extra credit for original thinking.

Find X… Duh Mug –

#6 – If I was a Mormon fundamentalist, I would want you as my sister wife.

I can’t even right now..

This is a compliment right? Let us know what you think in the comments below.

If I was a Mormon fundamentalist, I would want you as my sister wife mug

#5 – Definitely Not Wine Mug

*Wink Wink*

No need to double check my cup, thanks.

Definitely Not Wine Mug –

#4 – Thug Life Flower Mug

When your floral pattern game goes hard AF

Flowers are a thugs best friend.

Thug Life Flower Mug

#3- Looks Like It’s Fuck This Shit O’Clock.

Every day at 5:00 P.M.

This mug is a perfect parting gift for your boss when you find employment elsewhere.

OR, a great mug for your after-work tequila sunrise.

Looks like it’s fuck this shit o’clock Mug-

#2 – My other mug is your Mom.


Check and Mate.

My Other Mug Is Your Mom

#1 – Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face Mug

Sage Advice from Mr. Mike Tyson

Say what you will about Mr. Tyson, but he spouts off some pretty amazing quotes sometimes.

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face mug –

If you made it this far, you must like lists!

Here are a few more funny and entertaining lists on our site

There you have it folks, our list of 17 funny coffee mugs.

This post actually took much longer than we thought it would to create- There are some seriously stupid coffee mugs out there. We hope you found a funny coffee mug to satisfy your every desire.

Let us know in the comments below what your favorite funny coffee mug is!


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